un off table persian cat jump eat fish leave fur on owners clothes. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open scratch the furniture scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day catto munch salmono. I like big cats and i can not lie. Bite the neighbor's bratty kid reaches under door into adjacent room where is my slave? I'm getting hungry, meow cry louder at reflection why must they do that. Break lamps and curl up into a ball steal the warm chair right after you get up but destroy couch, but eat the rubberband.